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Following the huge success of The Only Way Is Dick 

Rubbin Hood

A Coldham Production by arrangement with Towngate Theatre

As promised, Coldham Productions returns with their next naughty ADULT ONLY Pantomime…


Join Rubbin Hood and his band of macho Merry Men, as they try to defeat the Sheriff of Shaggingham.

With a little help from a perverted old friar, Essex’s filthiest Dame and one sexy maiden. Featuring everyone’s favourites from last year including the star of BBC’s “The Voice” & ITV’s “Transformation St” 

The Hilarious


Be prepared for a version of Robin Hood like no other! Full of magic, bad language, adult humour, audience participation and sexual references throughout. Guaranteed to be one of the funniest nights you’ll have all year!

Please be advised that this is an adult panto and is unsuitable for under 18s.

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Recommended for ages

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